At the checkpoint of the stairs to Mordor, the checkpoint volunteers Paul and Mary had the riders compose a poem, which they entitled "George Bush is a Sexy Muthafucka!"
To get the bonus points for that checkpoint, each rider had to compose one line for the poem that rhymed with the previous line. Here is the poem.
George Bush is a sexy muthafucka!
So ugly he could be a trucka
And George's mama looks like a fat, greazy trucker
G.B. is a sexy mofu; he eats lemons and _____; he's a sucka
So smart he could be a professora... not
Fuck'n sexy monster
So sexy I'd slap him like a sucka
Hills fuckin' sucka
I want a sucker
A bike running over trucka
In the woods smokin w' my stoker
Another for the triune mothafucka
I really wish I was a trucker
Bush is a sexy muthafucker; Back side look likea ducka; Rode him bare back with my brother Bucka
He's one time ass blue-ballin' sucka!
Truckas wanna toucha
Of which many women want to pucker
You sexy mutha fucka
I'd beat him up if I was a big fat trucka
But I'd still chop his ____ and stuff him in a locka
If you voted for him, you a sucka
Needs to run for mayor w/ Chris Tucker
This Ride's got me tuka'd (out)
Ain't got no lucka
I need him more than a whore needs a long haul trucka
I love that dude cause he is a semi-trucka!
And is an asstrucker and also a sucker
My dog is a feather plucka
Because he duped the U.S. suckas
...to a blind, drunken trucker
And his wife she's hot; I wanna sucka
Born in Connecticut, pretending he's from Texas--______ dicksucka