Entertainment

So, if there's anything I'm as good at as school, it's wasting time. This is the page where you'll find out all the ways in which I do absolutely nothing productive with the precious moments I have on this earth. I've come to terms with the fact that life can't all be about doing good for others and accomplishing great things. It's also about watching the same Strong Bad cartoons over and over again and laughing about ninjas.

How else can I help you waste time? Well, I'm glad you asked.

I really love those interactive music dance things on the web. Not that hamster dance crap. These things are way more fun. Enjoy Choda Boy (as seen in Orgazmo) breaking it down, or construct your own punk song, complete with belches and "Oi! Oi! Oi!"s.

Since I'm too poor to buy cable, I have to watch my Daily Show clips online at www.comedycentral.com. Oh, and while you're there, you should track down the clip from The Chappelle Show called "Black Bush."

While we're on the subject of humorous political commentary that somehow ranks among the best journalism out there today, read the latest in The Onion.

Good grief, if I kept up with all the stupid crap that I get over email, I would have zillions of links here. But I have to say, that's the kind of stuff that keeps a smile on my face.

Sam just sent me this link to a video of an evangelist preacher with a fart track recorded behind it. At least one more video exists like this, and it has been a hit with my dad and brother for years. For some reason, it's still funny.

Ah, now the old memories from college are coming back to me.

Lobster magnet was a favorite.

As was the Star Wars Gangsta Rap. Now, there's a new "Special Edition" that has better animation, but Sam and I both agree that the classic is better. Just because the animation is crappy.

As was All Your Base Are Belong To Us. Click the link and then click "Local copy."

Media collages at DIYmedia.net. Nice audio/video remixes of famous speeches and events, all of course intended to lampoon our political leaders.